how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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