Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Someone shattered a urinal.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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