Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
