I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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