What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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