dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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