No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i need some magic done to my vagina
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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