sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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