Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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