Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
In America we eat man semen.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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