wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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