OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
two words...techno handjob
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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