if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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