trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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