i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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