I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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