I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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