whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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