I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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