when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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