Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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