I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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