I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Randomize
