Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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