So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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