Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Do vagina's smell?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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