Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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