his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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