Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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