When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I am available for nakedness
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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