It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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