your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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