So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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