But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Help me help you realize you are a moron
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
