Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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