i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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