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I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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