He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
home. puking in laundry basket.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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