Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
