The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Dear god my vagina.
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