i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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