THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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