Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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