I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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