when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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