So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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