I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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