Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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