ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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