we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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