on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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