my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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