For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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