Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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