Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I can't trust your balls anymore.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
