Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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