I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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