There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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